-- | _o _ |_)o_ _ _ |_|_|(_||_|_> | \|/_/_(_) - Lucius.Tel -------------------------------------- ++ High Priest: Armaments Chapter One, verses nine through twenty-seven: ++ ++ Bro. Maynard: And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high ++ ++ saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it ++ ++ smash our enemies to tiny bits." And the Lord did grin, and the ++ ++ people did feast upon the lambs, and stoats, and orangutans, and ++ ++ breakfast cereals, and lima bean- ++ ++ High Priest: Skip a bit, brother. ++ ++ Bro. Maynard: And then the Lord spake, saying: "First, shalt thou take ++ ++ out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. ++ ++ *Three* shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the ++ ++ counting shall be three. *Four* shalt thou not count, and neither ++ ++ count thou two, excepting that thou then goest on to three. Five is ++ ++ RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, ++ ++ then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe, who, being ++ ++ naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen. ++ ++ All: Amen. ++ ++ -- Monty Python, "The Holy Hand Grenade" ++Received on Mon Feb 10 2014 - 18:40:44 PST
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